I'm going to share something that I bet you didn't know. Today is National Cereal Day. I know, I know. They make a day for everything now.
I used to be really big on cereal. But not in the usual sense. I liked to eat cereal dry. Just like snack food. Handfuls at a time. Most often, Corn Pops happened to be my snack of choice.
When I was a kid, my mom went to write Corn Pops on the grocery list. She was having a moment of dyslexia and wrote Porn Cops instead. The name stuck ever since. To this day, I can't walk down the cereal aisle and pass these boxes without snickering to myself. Yes, I sometimes have the maturity level of a thirteen year old boy.
These days, my cereal preferences run a little more adult-like.