I'm surprised Andre hasn't asked me to just completely stop talking for the time being. I sound like I should be hanging out at a smoke-filled, seedy bar in the middle of nowhere with a cigarette hanging out my mouth asking equally seedy looking men if they come here often. Seriously. I sound that bad. And if that doesn't set the mood, I don't know what would.
With that being said, I hope you'll understand why I'm going to take today off and just rest.